May 2013
thesockmonkeyrenegade:
gracethelostgirl:
lovewithyous:
carolineflack:
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
whothefuckisuncleken:
foreveralone-lyguy:
I kinda like it when a site on Chrome doesn’t load because it’s just like
aw snap your page couldnt load
fun fact: the first time i got that error, i was trying to google raven symoné and i got really freaked out because i thought google was psychic
3ridan:
riddlersgammon:
hyungstrider:
if you ever get Sad just throw whatever youre holding onto th ground and yell ‘FOOTBALL’ as loud as you can
what if its a baby
dont question the man he gave you clear fucking instructions
ulyssee:
cigs4kids:
what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it
i would do a split
emilioestevez:
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
thatpsychowriter:
For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know
alcoholdrinker:
wow i can’t wait to email all the gay porn on my dash to my family and friends
iamonlydorb:
sucysucyfivedolla:
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
immortalephialtes:
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
But what if they’re from Germany or Russia
lolsofunny:
oaf-whisperer:
those kids who feel the need to say “cha cha cha” during happy birthday
(lol here!)
epic-humor:
callmejoely:
legendoffeels:
callmejoely:
When I was in fourth grade, I was really mad at my mom because she wouldn’t let me stay up until 9:30 like my brother, so I made a petition and had all the kids in my grade sign it
did it work
my bed time is now 10:00 so you tell me
X
Batman is actually a Disney princess. Pass it on.
bakerstreetsdoctor:
dark-forest-knight:
dirty-purple-suit:
“The LEAST you could do was find a decent picture … “
OH MY GOD
bmoburns:
preteenager:
HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
freeshawarmas:
jehovas-witness:
internetexplorers:
cheese3d:
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
amoying:
yogvrt:
what if swag was pronounced swaj
the swaj mahal
neopetspremium:
blackii17:
neopetspremium:
I !!!!!!!!!
WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TO!!!!!!!!!!!!1
BE!!!!!!!!!!!
HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻
PUT THE FUCKING TABLE BACK!!
┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)
Public Shaming: Sadly, You Cannot Give $1 Million... →
publicshaming:
“Almost everything you post on this blog is so terrible and depressing!”
Yes, I know. It’s a message I often receive on here. So, in order to combat the overwhelming sadness you all feel today from not winning the lottery or the news that Yahoo is probably buying Tumblr for $1.1 Billion (around…
When i say something
lolsofunny:
kingnaij:
and the person im talking to doesnt hear me
then they say
“What did you say”
and im like
donkjonah:
to infinity and beyonce
ostracizedpoodle:
who am i shaving for
