armisael:

i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch

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foodtrucker:

I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world

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foodtrucker:

‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on

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rnemes:

gudnam:

gudnam:

 i hate mac and cheese

i just lost a follower

u deserved it

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dogesexual:

do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to

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