i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch
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I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world
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‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on
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do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to
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