jallbait:

"whats cooking good looking"

"meth"

(Source: yaesthetic, via tightvaginas)

reichenbackdatassup:

I dropped a tater tot down my shirt and laughed for five minutes because I looked down my bra and whispered “….. titty tots”

(Source: spockdarlin, via voaga)

t-esserae:

I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant

(via asian)