large-flightless-bird:

when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground

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(via tightvaginas)

buttcramps:

simple tips to gain my friendship

  • have a dog
  • show me pictures of your dog
  • invite me over to pet your dog
  • be a dog
  • dog

(via encourage)

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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(via just-a-curbside-prophet)