snapchatting:

can i get a hell yeah with a side of fries and a diet coke

(via asian)

whiteboyslayer:

shoutout to mozzarella sticks

(via asian)

do you solemnly swear to stay in your lane, your whole lane, and nothing but your lane

(Source: alegbra, via beyoncebeytwice)

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

(via asian)

fvming:

it’s not that I can’t take selfies, selfies can’t take me

(Source: fvming, via encourage)

encourage:

Thank god the eyebrow trend covered up the thigh gap trend bc hating your body should never be a thing

(via encourage)