kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

(via kimcrying)

elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

image

this is never not funny

(via just-a-curbside-prophet)

romankyaryday:

i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”

(via michaxl)

reajeasa:

agathaheterodyne:

technomancers who turn themselves into wi-fi hotspots

(via uglysauros)