kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

(Source: zootedboy, via encourage)

icorly:

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

(Source: asscrab, via just-a-curbside-prophet)

  • KID : mommy, i cant sleep, there's a monster under my bed
  • MOM : that's silly, theres no such thing as mo- OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats kids, goodnight!

heckannoying:

listening to music in your room like

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(via a-clue-from-blue)