boom clap the sound of my ass

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nishlo:

tukut:

ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately 

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handjob:

when your game freezes and you haven’t saved in a while

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-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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skibbo:

skibbo:

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check out this lil guy on a skateboard 

image this lil guy wants to thank you for all the notes 

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