sleezed:

I really wanna fuck in a pool. Like the possibilities are endless. My god. But it’s like. Our pool. In our backyard you feel me. Boy. Bet I be eating pussy under water. That’s some wavy next level shit. Put on my goggles. And i’m gone. That’d be some shit if i’m eating her and she’s so into it and she feels me stop and is like ” baby ? ” and i’m on the other side of the pool floating dead. I forgot I needed air. Ain’t even come up smh

(via orgasmic-humor)

  • store: help wanted
  • me: *applies for job*
  • store: no not you

nicevagina:

When you’re masturbating in your room and about to cum, then someone knocks on your door. 

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(via orgasmic-humor)