postllimit:

"do you ever wear anything that isn’t black"

"yeah, once a year"

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dutchster:

why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor

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politicalsexkitten:

Pro tip: when someone calls you exotic, call them bland and stale

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