me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life
the free stool with a glass of water on it
"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin
james franco gets busted for soliciting sex from an underage girl. media: franco made a mistake, and has apologized. he hopes to move past this incident and focus entirely on his career from now on.
jennifer lawrence’s nude photos are stollen from her phone. media: when will these actresses learn to control themselves?? this scandal has surely damaged what remains of her career!
when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn
if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically
some person: hey asstown
i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean names someone could realistically call you, they chose “asstown”