"Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil"

William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant)

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creepypasta time

jobhaver:

the creepiest pasta is lasagna, imo. how did it get so wide

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tapelessleopard:

Accidentally biting your cheek while you’re eating

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dogtits:

dudes that rub the clit when it’s dry need to be arrested

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ghostgif:

*walks into school*

[APPLAUSE]

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