emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

msjewbooty:

*tap dances over to u* bitch do we have a problem

(via encourage)

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

(Source: sassykardashian, via perks-of-being-chinese)

dashdrive:

i have one or two passwords for everything if you figured them out you could probably take over my life

(via distraction)